Triumph & Disaster

    Triumph & Disaster A+R Soap (130g)
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    Almond Milk & Rosehip Oil Soap (130g/4.58Oz) infused with a bespoke natural T&D fragrance inspired by a walk in the Whatipu bush. A+R is Freedom Soap for the Rebel Alliance still keeping the faith.

    Things to Know

    1/ Infused with an exotic blend of Cedar, Juniper, Cypress and Bergamot to deliver a bespoke T&D aroma that was inspired by a walk in Auckland’s ‘Whatipu bush’.

    2/ Gentle, soft soap with high glycerin content meaning it will not dry out your skin like most soaps do.

    3/ Almond milk serves to hydrate and soften without stripping skin of precious natural moisture whilst Rosehip oil treats and protects.

    Your Ritual

    Work in a lather and apply generously to the hands and body.

    Ingredients

    Sodium Palmate, Sodium Palm Kernelate, Aqua (Water), Natural Fragrance, Glycerin, Sodium Chloride, Avena Sativa (Oat) Bran, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Almond) Milk, Rosa Canina (Rosehip) Oil, Tetrasodium EDTA, Tetrasodium Etidronate, †d-Limonene. (†Component of Natural Fragrance)

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    Triumph & Disaster Shearer's Soap (130g)
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    As a kid growing up my job was to clean the wool shed floors so the shearer's had a tidy workplace when they started each morning, cleanliness is next to godliness and all that.

    I have two outstanding recollections of that time, the first is learning to roll a cigarette, the other is the smell of the soap the shearing gangs used to scrub with before heading to 'smoko'.

    Like all good memories the facts have no doubt been embellished with time, but when making this body soap it was that smell we wanted and perhaps more importantly the association with a hard day's work, that it evoked.

    'Shearer's Soap' is made from a translucent base high in glycerin that makes it incredibly gentle on your skin. Poppy seeds assist exfoliation and provide a massaging effect that works in combination with our bespoke natural fragrance to create a complete cleansing experience.

    'Shearers Soap' is safe for the environment, Gentle on skin and strong on the nose. Use Daily for a superb all over body exfoliation.

    Things to Know

    1/ Infused with Poppy Seed to assist exfoliation and provide a massaging effect.

    2/ High glycerin content meaning it will not dry out your skin like most soaps do.

    Your Rituals

    Work in a lather and apply generously to the hands and body.

    Ingredients

    Sodium Palmate, Sodium Palm Kernelate, Glycerin, Aqua (Water), Parfum (Natural Fragrance), Papaver Somniferum Seed (Poppy Seed), Sodium Chloride (Salt), CI 77491 (Brown Oxide), CI 77499 (Black Oxide), Tetrasodium EDTA, Tetrasodium Etidronate, †Linalool, †d-Limonene. (†Component of Natural Fragrance).

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    Triumph & Disaster Coltrane Clay
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    MATTE LOOK, MEDIUM HOLD

    Style is a state of mind, thoughts determine character and our actions define us. When it comes to crafting a look and a personal style, we believe in wearing your heart on your sleeve and shooting for the end zone. We built Coltrane clay to deliver on just such an ethos. It’s for anyone who understands that the best way to get to the dance is to ride along with the band.

    Utilising White Clay and Beeswax mixed with Pracaxi oil and a splash of Brazil wax this medium hold clay is designed to create the perfect hold for those who want a matte, firm, healthy wave that is flexible enough to mould your own way, but strong enough to keep it that way.

    Our Little Puck is a 25g hair hit ideal for travel, trial or to remix to your usual disguise. The same natural formula you love, now easier to smuggle across the border.

    Things to Know

    1/ Medium Hold, Matte Finish & Re-workable - Feels and looks natural but is flexible enough to rework throughout the day.

    2/ Suits fine to thick, short to medium length hair, so it's not all things to everybody and we say that's OK.

    3/ Curl the hair, add some Coltrane Clay to your hands, warm it up and apply to mids and ends.

    4/ Apply a small amount of Coltrane Clay through damp or dry hair from the back of the head to the front, working it in, and styling to suit. Good for showing off texture and layers. Walk tall, run strong, fight the good fight.

    5/ Includes great sustainable natural ingredients that avoid the traditional nasties.

    Your Ritual

    Work a small amount of Coltrane Clay through dry or damp hair. Walk tall, run strong, fight the good fight.

    Ingredients

    Aqua (Water), Kaolin (Clay), Cera Alba (Beeswax), Vegetable Petrolatum, Stearyl Alcohol, Copernicia Cerifera (Carnauba) Wax, Polyester 5, Coco-Caprylate, PEG 29 Castor Oil, Glycerine, Gluconolactone, Sodium Benzoate, Polysorbate 60 (Caster Derived), Pongamia Pinnata Seed Oil, Pentaclethra Macroloba (Pracaxi) Seed Oil, Parfum (Natural Fragrance), Tapioca Starch, CI 77499 (Black Oxide), †Linalool, †Eugenol, †Citronellol, †d-Limonene. (†Component of Natural Fragrance)

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    Triumph & Disaster Fibre Royale
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    Natural look, strong hold

    Many tread the path, but few keep the way. Be true to yourself and take the fight to the world, this is Fibre Royale’s DNA. A strong, natural product that provides strength and hold without adding volume or dulling natural shine. Utilising a bespoke blend of Beeswax, Argan oil and Kawakawa to mould hair and treat the scalp, Fibre Royale (in France they call it something else) is a strong hold, low volume product that delivers a natural look & style. Perfect for medium to long hairstyles, ideal for both men’s and women’s cuts, best for thicker hair types.

    Fibre Royale is infused with T&D’s bespoke fragrance named Santa Monica. Like its namesake Santa Monica is a complex juxtaposition of muscle, art and good times, where everyone and anyone are welcome, so long as they come to play. Derived from the emotionally calming ‘Ho wood’ bark, mixed with cold pressed orange rind and pine needle, it has been said that Santa Monica smells like a block party from the 90’s.

    Our Little Puck is a 25g hair hit ideal for travel, trial or to remix to your usual disguise. The same natural formula you love, now easier to smuggle across the border. If this formula is tried & true for you - go for the 65g.

    Things to Know

    1/ It’s ‘Non Volumising’ and delivers a strong hold.

    2/ Key ingredients ‘Beeswax and Argan oil’ combine to deliver tensile strength and weight with a natural look without adding volume.

    3/ Kawakawa treats the scalp whilst the water based formulation allows pores to breathe.

    4/ Fibre is easy to apply especially to thick or longer hair, in fact its designed for exactly these hair types.

    5/ It’s water based so it's non-greasy and it smells like Santa Monica (our bespoke fragrance of Ho Wood bark, Pine Needle and Orange rind).

    Your Ritual

    Non-volumising, Fibre Royale delivers a strong hold. Easy to apply to long or thick hair. Work a small amount of Fibre Royale through dry or damp hair. Walk tall, run strong.

    Ingredients

    Aqua (Water), Maltodextrin/VP Copolymer, Lanolin Alcohol, Cetearyl Alcohol, Cera Alba (Beeswax), Hydroxypropyl Starch Phosphate, Cetearyl Olivate, Sorbitan Olivate, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Argania Spinosa (Argan) Kernel Oil, Parfum (natural fragrance), Macropiper Excelsum (Kawakawa) Oil, †d-Limonene, †Citronellol, †Linalool, †Geraniol. (†Component of Natural Fragrance)

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    Triumph & Disaster Jaggr Lip Balm (30ml)
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    Jaggr is for pouting, strutting, smack-talking lips. With SPF 15 protection, Kawakawa and Manuka to soothe, Jaggr delivers lips on the improve. Apply a small amount directly to lip region. Reapply throughout the day.

    Things to Know

    1/ Protection is key to great lips, our bottom lip in particular takes a lot of heat, and we are not talking about biting it. No its about the sun and UV rays hitting it all day, its about being dry and cracked and baking even more. So protection is key and we use zinc based spf 15 in jaggr to deliver this protection.

    2/ Hydration - Dry cracked lips, enough said. Feeling great and having soft hydrated lips gives you that edge, our formulation focuses on establishing hydrated lips and keeping them that way by locking in moisture.

    3/Natural ingredients that calm and soften, Kawakawa and manuka oil both known to protect, calm and treat skin and lips serve to do exactly that in Jaggr, keeping your lips surface calm and soft to touch.

    Your Ritual

    Apply a small amount directly to the lip region. Reapply throughout the day as needed.

    Ingredients

    Jojoba Oil, ZinClear XP65coco, Beeswax White, Apricot Kernel Oil, Castor Oil, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride MCT Oil, Coconut Oil Organic, Cetiol C5, Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Candelilla Wax, Dermosoft GMCY, Kawakawa Oil, Vanilla Oil, Vanilla Bean 2780/1200, Dermofeel Toco 70 Vit E non GMO, Manuka Oil.

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    Triumph & Disaster Ponsonby Pomade
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    Sangre de cargo or 'Dragon’s Blood' is a natural tree resin that combines with Harakeke (NZ Flax oil) to treat and balance the scalp while Argan oil attacks split ends and promotes healthy hair growth - in one wave of the metaphorical comb, Ponsonby Pomade is redefining the category, proving that a pomade can both style your hair while also protecting it from damage, calming the scalp with natural, active ingredients that leave both hair & scalp feeling clean and healthy. Ponsonby Pomade is a water based, nutrient rich product that treats the hair and scalp while you use it.

    Our Little Puck is a 25g hair hit ideal for travel, trial or to remix to your usual disguise. The same natural formula you love, now easier to smuggle across the border. If this formula is tried & true for you - go for the 65g.

    Things to Know

    1/ Water based Pomade - predominant ingredient is water which means that it’s water-soluble and that it can easily be washed out.

    2/ No petroleum means it's easy on the earth and easy on your head whilst delivering and maintaining a cracking hold.

    3/ Non greasy – Greasy pomades and hair products are direct contributors to acne. No acne outbreaks using Ponsonby Pomade – just cold hard looks.

    4/ Hold factor medium giving you complete control over the way you style your hair without the use of grease or petroleum chemicals.

    5/ Dragons Blood, Argan and Harekeke work together as a treatment to nourish and protect hair and skin during the day or night whilst you maintain a killer style!

    With a nod to Auckland’s artery of style Ponsonby Pomade aims to turn heads with the same ethos that the patrons of Auckland’s Ponsonby Road have displayed for generations, that is, work hard, play harder and look great at both.

    Your Ritual

    Work a small amount into dry or damp hair and style away. Perfect for a non-greasy, high shine, wet look with a medium hold.

    Ingredients

    Aqua (Water), Ceteareth 25, Polyglyceryl 5 Oleate, Glycerine, Polysorbate 20 (Caster Derived), Caprylyl/Capryl Wheat Bran/Straw Glycosides, Fusel Wheat Bran/Straw Glycosides, Sodium Cocoyl Glutamate, Glyceryl Caprylate, PVP/VA Copolymer, Hydrogenated Vegetable Oil, Isoamyl Laurate, Argania Spinosa (Argan) Oil, Polyester 5, Pongamia Pinnata Seed Oil, Dehydroacetic Acid, Benzyl Alcohol, Harakeke Flax Oil, Croton Lechleri Resin (Dragons Blood) Extract, Parfum (Natural Fragrance), CI 172000 (Red), †d-Limonene, †Linalool, †Citronellol, †Cinnamyl Alcohol, †Eugenol. (†Component of Natural Fragrance)

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    Triumph & Disaster Blanco Deodorant (50ml)
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    "Something like intuition, soaked in instinct as fate plays its hand..this is Blanco."

    Humans are designed to sweat, armpits in particular have evolved as a key component in our bodies heat management and toxin excretion systems – mess with these at your peril. Sending toxins away from armpits back into the body only creates stress elsewhere by asking other parts of our natural excretion and perspiration systems to do more than what they are designed to do.

    So promoting the complete blocking of sweat in the name of self-confidence or comfort is not our bag.

    Our ethos is to work with the body’s natural flow by working with it to limit excess moisture and control the aromas created through the excretion of sweat. It’s this control of aroma that we are most interested in. With our deodorant Blanco, the goal is to limit body odour by impairing the bacteria that produce it, dousing them with fragrant notes of Bergamot and Lime.

    Things to Know

    1/ Kawakawa, Bergamot and Lime combine with organic Lavender and the natural benefits of Baking Soda to calm perspiration and neutralise our body's odour.

    2/ Calms sweat and attacks odour, without halting the bodies natural excretion or heating system. We do this by reducing the bacteria on our skin, but only the ones that create odour.

    3/ Baking soda is alkaline, meaning it counteracts the bacteria-loving acids in sweat and acts as a natural balancing agent for armpit odour.

    Your Ritual

    We say it's good to sweat. Shake before use - apply daily as needed.

    Ingredients

    Organic Lavandula Angustifolia (Lavender) Hydrosol, Glycerine, Caprylyl/Capryl Glucoside;Aqua; Sodium Cocoyl Glutamate; Glyceryl Caprylate; Citric Acid; Polyglyceryl-6 Oleate;Sodium Surfactin, Dehydroacetic Acid; Benzyl Alcohol, Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric AcidAnhy Fine Granule, Xanthan Gum, Potassium Sorbate, Organic Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe Vera)Leaf Extract, Macropiper Excelsum (Kawakawa) Leaf Extract, Citrus Bergamia (Bergamot)Oil, Citrus Aurantifolia (Lime) Oil, Cananga Odorata Ylang Ylang Oil, Pogostemon CablinPatchouli Oil, Pelargonium Graveolens. †Eugenol, †d-Limonene, †Linalool. (†FragranceComponent)

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    Triumph & Disaster Spice Deodorant (50ml)
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    At Triumph & Disaster, we say that it’s good to sweat.

    Sweat is one of the signs of a normal, healthy functioning system. Our ethos is to work with the body’s natural flow by working with it to limit excess moisture and control the aromas created through the excretion of sweat. It’s this control of aroma that we are most interested in. With our deodorant ‘Spice’ our goal is to limit body odour by impairing the bacteria that produce it, dousing them with hypnotic, fragrant notes to create an intoxicating mix of exotic moolah.

    Our fragrance is a bespoke heady mix of Frankincense, Bay Leaf and Clove that collide to calm perspiration and neutralise odour. Spice - Deodorant’s ingredients are natural and organic. Its fragrance is exotic but light, evoking a sense of a wild night under the moon that we might have once had when nobody was looking. New Zealand Manuka, Aloe Vera and Kawakawa combine with organic Lavender and the natural benefits of Sodium Bicarbonate to calm perspiration and neutralise our body’s odour. So you can go ahead and Dance.

    Things to Know

    1/ Manuka, Aloe Vera and Kawakawa combine with organic Lavender and the natural benefits of Sodium Bicarbonate to calm perspiration and neutralise our body’s odour.

    2/ Calms sweat and attacks odour, without halting the body’s natural excretion or heating system. We do this by reducing the bacteria on our skin, but only the ones that create odour.

    3/ Baking soda is alkaline, meaning it counteracts the bacteria-loving acids in sweat and acts as a natural balancing agent for armpit odour.

    Your Ritual

    We say it's good to sweat. Shake before use - apply daily as needed.

    Ingredients

    Organic Lavandula Angustifolia (Lavender) Hydrosol, Glycerine, Sodium Bicarbonate, Caprylyl/Capryl Glucoside; Aqua; Sodium Cocoyl Glutamate; Glyceryl Caprylate; Citric Acid; Polyglyceryl-6 Oleate; Sodium Surfactin, Dehydroacetic Acid; Benzyl Alcohol, Citric Acid, Xanthan Gum, Potassium Sorbate, Eugenia Caryophyllus (Clove) Oil, Leptospermum Scoparium (Manuka) Oil, Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe Vera) Leaf Extract, Macropiper Excelsum (Kawakawa) Leaf Extract, Citrus Bergamia (Bergamot) Oil, Pimenta Racemosa (Bay Leaf) Leaf Oil, Vanilla Planifolia (Vanilla) Oil, Boswellia Serrata (Frankincense) Oil, Citrus Aurantifolia (Lime) Oil, †Eugenol, †d-Limonene, †Linalool. (†Natural Fragrance Component).

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    Triumph & Disaster Old Fashioned Shave Cream (90ml Tube)
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    This Old-Fashioned Shave Cream reminds us that shaving is a skill passed down from generation to generation and as such, a thing of true value, like a good piece of advice. It's part ritual, part preparation, all 'you' time. Triumph & Disaster Shave Cream delivers a great shave without any of the nasties we now frown upon. Unique aromas of old school medicinal notes, bright, fresh citrus tones and a hint of Turkish barbershop at the back end, evoke a sense of tradition and nostalgia befitting a gentleman's morning ritual. More than 90 shaves in every tube.

    Things to Know

    1/ The best old-school knowledge with the best of modern (natural) science – produces a super smooth and unbeatable close shave.

    2/ No Denatured Alcohol or Concentrated Menthols. Natural non irritant focused shave cream – ideal for sensitive skin.

    3/ Natural Lanolin and Coconut formulation. Gentle natural ingredients that combine to produce a super thin slick and soft gentle foam.

    Your Ritual

    Rinse face with warm water to open pores and soften the hair. Using either palm or a Shave brush, apply cream directly to the face and bristles, work into foam with a swirling motion to lift and expose the hair follicle. Using a fresh razor shave clean. Lock in your fine work with Gameface moisturiser and attack the day.

    Ingredients

    Aqua (Water), Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Decyl Glucoside, Cetearyl Alcohol, Cetearyl Glucoside, Glyceryl Stearate, Parfum (Spearmint, Grapefruit, Mint, Peru, Marjoram, Orange & Patchouli), Lanolin, Citric Acid, †d-Limonene, Magnesium Aluminum Silicate, Dehydroacetic Acid, Benzyl Alcohol, †Linalool, Salicylic Acid, †Citral, †Benzyl Benzoate. (†Component of Natural Fragrance).

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    Triumph & Disaster Restoration Body Balm (175ml)
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    This 175ml tube of Restoration Balm is a reinvention, an evolution of an earlier idea. Like the cassette was to vinyl, the CD to the cassette, Spotify to the CD, evolution, has a tendency to move things along. In this case we went for improved usability, better delivery, and a little aesthetic panache, makes us wonder why we did not do it before.

    Restoration Balm is a bespoke blend of Kawakawa, Goji and Dragons blood that desperately seeks parched dry skin on which to lay its cool fragrant touch. It longs to feel the gentle caress of skin on skin, its natural, silky touch calmly taming the surface of your body, while the subtle aroma of Patchouli gently intoxicates the moment with a mystical combination of smoke and wood. Read; Moisturiser that hydrates and protects skin, using natural and exotic ingredients - it smells nice as well. Use daily. Be liberal.

    Your Ritual

    Apply to dry skin daily for all over hydration. External use only. Avoid contact with eyes.

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    Triumph & Disaster (Dry) Bag
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    The T&D Gym / Dry Bag was created to assist those of us who regularly attend the gym and then are left with a handful of damp smelly gym gear to carry back to the office.

    Although not 'foolproof', this little 'waterproof' (and mostly odour proof) bag will help keep separate the wet from the dry and the smelly from the fragrant. We love it, we hope you will to.

    Size: 11L

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    Triumph & Disaster Old Fashioned Shave Cream (100ml Jar)
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    This Old-Fashioned Shave Cream reminds us that shaving is a skill passed down from generation to generation and as such, a thing of true value, like a good piece of advice. It's part ritual, part preparation, all 'you' time. Triumph & Disaster Shave Cream delivers a great shave without any of the nasties we now frown upon. Unique aromas of old school medicinal notes, bright, fresh citrus tones and a hint of Turkish barbershop at the back end, evoke a sense of tradition and nostalgia befitting a gentleman's morning ritual. More than 100 shaves in every jar.

    Things to Know

    1/ The best old-school knowledge with the best of modern (natural) science – produces a super smooth and unbeatable close shave.

    2/ No Denatured Alcohol or Concentrated Menthols. Natural non irritant focused shave cream – ideal for sensitive skin.

    3/ Natural Lanolin and Coconut formulation. Gentle natural ingredients that combine to produce a super thin slick and soft gentle foam.

    Your Ritual

    Rinse face with warm water to open pores and soften the hair. Using either palm or a Shave brush, apply cream directly to the face and bristles, work into foam with a swirling motion to lift and expose the hair follicle. Using a fresh razor shave clean. Lock in your fine work with Gameface moisturiser and attack the day.

    Ingredients

    Aqua (Water), Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Decyl Glucoside, Cetearyl Alcohol, Cetearyl Glucoside, Glyceryl Stearate, Parfum (Spearmint, Grapefruit, Mint, Peru, Marjoram, Orange & Patchouli), Lanolin, Citric Acid, †d-Limonene, Magnesium Aluminum Silicate, Dehydroacetic Acid, Benzyl Alcohol, †Linalool, Salicylic Acid, †Citral, †Benzyl Benzoate. (†Component of Natural Fragrance)

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    Triumph & Disaster Karekare Hair Tonic (150ml)
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    Karekare Hair Tonic is Triumph & Disaster's all natural sea salt spray, designed to bring out the wild child in all of us. Karekare is an exotic fusion of natural salts and essential root extracts, blended to deliver the very definition of wild, dangerous hair. Named after the famous beach on New Zealand's West Coast, Karekare Tonic takes bland, dull, lifeless hair and drags it to the dance floor for one last intoxicating fling.

    Things to Know

    1/ Karekare Tonic creates dangerous, provocative hair – our unique combination of ingredients guarantees to deliver funk, punk and seventies roller disco rolled into a twisted tantrum of inner wild.

    2/ Treats your scalp – Willow Herb treats your scalp as an anti-dandruff, anti-irritant tonic that calms enraged heads.

    3/ Provides protection - Green tea and Sea Beet combine to protect hair from oxidative stress caused by the elements.

    4/ Regulates oil production – no one wants it but we all need it, the good oil that is, but it needs regulating. Epsom salts and Willow Herb combine to balance out heady oil levels.

    Your Ritual

    Shake before use. For a vibrant, textured look, spray into damp or dry hair, style and let dry. Repeat as above, when required.

    Ingredients

    Aqua (Water), Magnesium Sulphate (Epsom Salt), NZ Sea Salt, Epilobium Angustifolium (Willow Herb) Flower/Leaf/Stem Extract, Magnesium Aspartate, Zinc Gluconate, Copper Gluconate, Betaine, Gluconolactone, Sodium Benzoate, Polyglyceryl 5 Oleate, Potassium Sorbate, Camellia Sinensis (Green Tea) Leaf Extract, Caprylic Capric Triglyceride, Beta Vulgaris (Beet) Root Extract, Parfum (Natural Fragrance), Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe Vera) Leaf Extract, †d-Limonene, †Linalool, †Citronellol, †Cinnamyl Alcohol. (†Component of Natural Fragrance)

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    Triumph & Disaster The Old One, Two
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    A twin Pack of Shampoo (90ml) and Conditioner (90ml).

    At T&D we have a goal of making things as simple as possible, but no simpler. We called our shampoo 1 and our conditioner 2, because it’s the way they are intended to be used, in combination, like a 1,2 punch. Discovering the benefits of using products in combination, is like the kid who gets picked on at school until one day he turns on the bully and changes his future for the better. That’s the kind of combination you hold here in your sweaty palm. Designed to last a month of regular use, ‘the old one two’ is a perfect companion to get you through some ‘time on the road’. We hope it will remind us about the importance of working together and that by doing so, we will be greater than the sum of our parts. That’s the old one two, for you.

    For the record ‘the old one, two’ is;

    Shampoo – Soft notes of Mint mix with Acacia Concinna, Desert Date & Tazman Pepper to deliver a balanced, Sulphate and Silicone free, Shampoo. Enriched with Hydrolysed Keratin & Argan oil to leave hair and scalp cleansed, moisturised and becalmed. Triumph & Disaster’s Acacia and Gypsophila shampoo is a deep cleansing, gentle foaming, 100% naturally derived shampoo. The formula is enhanced with fresh peppermint notes while Tazman Pepper actively treats the scalp, the Keratin rich formula ensures volume and structure are kept in balance and damaged hair the chance to recover and rebuild. Sulphate free to avoid pore blockage and brittle hair, Triumph & Disaster Shampoo utilises gentle plant based cleansers to remove build up of excess oils and residual hair products, making for a genuine hair & scalp treatment that has been cunningly disguised as a humble shampoo.

    Conditioner – Yin to your Yang, this Cucumber & Mint fragranced conditioner is the other half of the story, the part where the tanned hero swings down from the trees to save the day. Silicone free, rich in Keratin, Argan oil and fortified with the natural benefits of the Colza plant, this hydrating and calming conditioner is engineered to repair, detangle and destress modern hair, whilst delivering natural volume & shine. Like a vision from the future; green science, rich in logic and loyal to the end. Triumph & Disaster’s natural, detangling conditioner delivers a lightweight nourishing formula that restores natural shine and hydrates hair without unnecessary chemicals and silicones. Proving nature knows best, it always has and always will.

     

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    Triumph & Disaster Little Helper Handwash (500ml)
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    Mama always said keep your head clear, your heart true and your hands clean. We are trying Mama, we are trying. So we created Little Helper to have your back, or at least your hands, covered. Infused with Blue Cypress, Almond and Rosehip to keep palms and fingers, soft and clean. One for Mama.

    When developing ‘little helper’ we made it with honest, hard working, hands in mind. Our aim, to deliver a bright fresh clean hit and to bring a little joy to an everyday thing. Little Helper comes in a 500ml PET Bottle, contains no sulphates SLS/SLES, utilises 100% natural surfactants and draws on the known benefits of Blue Cypress, Rosehip and Sweet Almond. ‘Little Helper’ will wash without drying out skin, leaving hands soft, fresh and most importantly clean.

    Things to Know

    1/ Natural – Little Helper Hand Wash is free from sulphates and nasty synthetic chemicals found in many handwash products. We work with nature to be as effective but also as gentle as possible on both skin and the environment.

    2/ Cleanses without drying – plant based, natural surfactants ensure hands are left clean but without stripping our skins natural oils that make up the acid mantle – our skins naturally occurring protective barrier.

    3/ Great for your skin – Little Helper helps rejuvenate hands with the use of Almond oil and Rosehip, both known for their rich antioxidant properties, these work in combination with Cypress leaf extract, an anti fatigue agent for tired hands.

    4/ Contains no sulphates SLS/SLES, so it won’t stress you or the environment.

    Your Ritual

    Wash through hands with a dollop of Little Helper whenever you need clean fresh hands.

    Ingredients

    Aqua (Water), Sodium Laurylglucosides Hydroxypropylsulfonate, Cocamidopropyl Hydroxysultaine, Sodium Lauroyl Sarcosinate, Coco Glucoside, Glyceryl Oleate, Glycerine, Gluconolactone, Sodium Benzoate, Carbomer, Polyglyceryl 5 Oleate, Potassium Sorbate, Parfum (Natural Fragrance), Rosa Canina (Rosehip) Fruit Oil, Callitris Columellaris (Blue Cypress) Leaf Extract, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Almond) Oil.

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    Triumph & Disaster Face Cleanser (150ml)
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    Less is more. Especially when it comes to your face. Cleaning with normal soap will strip skin of natural oils and protective qualities leaving it dry and exposed. 'T&D A Face Cleanser' has been formulated to avoid drying and irritation by exploiting the natural benefits of Tamanu oil, Peppermint oil, Willow bark extract and Bentonite clay. A gentle, natural, peppermint scented formulation designed for everyday use 'Ritual' gently dissolves grime while toning the skin, leaving you feeling fresh and looking bright.

    Suitable for the most sensitive skin, this is a soft light cleanser that is free of denatured alcohol and can be used often without fear of drying out your skin or exfoliating too deep. When it comes to cleanser we say tread carefully, but carry a big stick. This be your refreshing, peppermint-scented stick.

    Things to Know

    1/ Rich in Tamanu oil from Polynesia, an antioxidant wonder oil used to heal scars, treat burns and generally save skin.

    2/ Natural based anti acne properties, perfect for oily skin, teenage skin or adult acne

    3/ A gentle Peppermint scented, natural formulation designed for everyday use. Free of harsh chemicals and will not dry out skin.

    Your Rituals

    Lather, rinse, repeat and you’re ready to go. Use daily. Follow with logic toner and gameface moisturiser (or dark moon at night)

    Ingredients

    Aqua (Water), Sodium Lauroyl Glutamate, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate (Coconut Extract), Sodium Chloride, Bentonite (Clay), Xanthan Gum, Decyl Glucoside (Sugar), Dehydroacetic Acid, Benzyl Alcohol, Calophyllum Tacamahaca (Tamanu) Seed Oil, Salicylic Acid (Willow Bark Extract), Mentha Piperita (Peppermint) Oil, Kaolin (Clay), CI 77499 (Black Oxide), Citric Acid.

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    Triumph & Disaster Johnny B Beard Oil (40ml)
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    Delivering the good oil, on time and in kind. Infused with the inherent goodness of Argan, Grapeseed and sweet Almond to treat and calm even the most undomesticated chops. Johnny B is your little friend, the one who has your back, the guy in your corner who will carry your bag. Yep, he’s your bag man, the one you have been waiting on, your man, come to save you from yourself and leaving you smelling like a heady mix of assassin smoke and abandoned temple. Use daily or as required.

    Things to know
    1. Moody bespoke fragrance — of Assassin smoke and abandoned temple (read Vetiver, Moss and Bergamot).
    2. Unique balm delivery system — less grease, less drop.
    3. All natural, perfectly balanced skincare compatible ingredients to treat and nourish the skin and hair follicle whilst treating the beard — a simply superior product.
    4. Mild shaper and protector.
    Ingredients

    Jojoba Seed Oil (Simmondsia Chinensis), Glycerin, Sweet Almond Oil (Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis), Sucrose Laurate, Orange Fruit Water (Citrus Aurantium Dulcis), Sweet Almond Oil (Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis), Grape Seed Oil (Vitis Vinifera), Glycerine, Argan Oil (Argania Spinosa), Benzyl Alcohol, Dehydroacetic Acid, Parfum, Tocopherol, Sunflower Seed Oil (Helianthus Annuus), Eucalyptus Globulus.

    Key Ingredients

    Grapeseed Oil
    Grapeseed oil can improve the condition of your hair and scalp. If you have dandruff, which is often caused by a dry scalp, applying emollient Grapeseed oil to your scalp can help loosen dead skin and restore moisture. When applied to your hair, Grapeseed oil adds moisture, strength, and shine.

    Almond Oil
    Native to the Middle East & South East Asia with beneficial Minerals, Proteins & Essential Fatty Acids, Potassium, Zinc & Vitamin E known to increase collagen, treats sun damage & adds moisture to dry skin - often used for Eczema.Native to the Middle East & South East Asia with beneficial Minerals, Proteins & Essential Fatty Acids, Potassium, Zinc & Vitamin E known to increase collagen, treats sun damage & adds moisture to dry skin - often used for Eczema.

    Argan Oil
    Packed full of Vitamin E & Omega Fatty Acids. Comes from Morocco's Argan Tree. A 'wonder ingredient' for skin, hair with healing, antioxidant and moisturising properties. Great for problematic scalp issues.

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    Triumph & Disaster Noble Endeavour Beard Wash (150ml)
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    It has been said that you cannot grow a beard in a fit of passion, the fact is it requires a commitment uncommon in modern times. Noble Endeavour our all natural beard wash acknowledges this commitment, honouring it with a cleansing hit to the olfactory’s that suggests peppermint and clay got it on one sunny day. Delivering a cleansing sulphate free foam to remove unwanted grime and argan oil to leave your beard feeling conditioned and resplendent, this is a wash for every beard, every day.

    Things you need to know
    1. Gentle as your proverbial giant — so you can use it everyday.
    2. Will not strip moisture and leave you dry, itchy and sh*tty like cheap soaps and shampoo.
    3. 100% Natural ingredients and fragrance
    4. Perfect for all beard and skin types.
    Key ingredients

    Aqua(Water), Sodium Lauroyl Glutamate, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Glycerine, Bentonite & Xanthan Gum, Decyl Glucoside, Benzyl Alcohol, Dehydroacetic Acid, Citric Acid, Kowhai Leaf/Bark Extract (Sophora Microphylla), Tamanu Seed Oil (Calophyllum Tacamahaca), Salicylic Acid, Peppermint Oil (Mentha Piperita), Copper Chlorophyllin.

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    Triumph & Disaster The Doctor Beard Balm (65g)
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    W.G. Grace (The Doctor) is widely thought of as grandfather to the modern game of cricket, yet he is almost as famous for his grand imperial. More Karl Marx than Honest Abe, his was simply ‘the W.G’ of beards. Like all good cricketers W.G was fond of a little spit and polish, a heady mix of linseed oil, liquorice and tobacco juice spittle, used to shine the ball. ‘The Doctor’ our beard balm is a nod to this heritage, the great game of cricket and its bearded hero W.G. Grace, we just hope it smells a little better.

    Things to know
    1. Moody Bespoke fragrance — of Assassin smoke and abandoned temple (read Vetiver, Moss and Bergamot).

    2. Dry (non-greasy) application.

    3. Natural ingredients deliver firm hold — perfect for shaping and defining.

    Ingredients

    Aqua (Water), Kaolin Colloidal, Beeswax (Cera Alba), Jojoba Seed Oil (Simmondsis Chinesis), Stearyl Alcohol, Glyceryl Cocoate, Shea Butter (Butyrosphermum Parkii), Carnauba Wax (Copernicia Cerifera), VP/VA Copolymer, Glycerine, Sweet Almond Oil (Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis), Kawakawa Leaves (Macropiper Excelsum), PEG 29 Castor Oil, Gluconolactone, Sodium Benzoate, Phenoxyethanol, Parfum, Polysorbate 60, Tamanu Seed Oil (Calophyllum Tacamahaca).

    Key Ingredients

    Beeswax
    Made by our humble little friends to raise and nourish their young, the benefits to our hair are plentiful. Visually it adds texture and volume making it appear stronger and thicker which means it is easier to mould and style. Beeswax assists in preventing split ends whilst delivering shine and natural protection from the elements – it’s like the best older brother you ever had. Beeswax has your back.

    Shea Butter
    With significant levels of Vitamin A and E, Shea butter has great anti-oxidant, anti-inflammatory and moisturising properties. It's been known to help heal cuts, scrapes and scars, as well as fight break outs. It's no wonder Shea Butter is used in so many moisturisers & lotions.

    Tamanu Oil
    Has been used for centuries by native Tahitians to coat their bodies when bathing, preparing for war and during courtship. It's now widely considered a modern day wonder plant, renowned for its antibacterial and healing qualities which promote elastic, supple skin.

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    Triumph & Disaster Rock & Roll Face Scrub (145g)
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    Skin grows old and peels naturally. Left to their own devices dead layers of skin will sit on the surface until they either flake or are brushed away. Beneath dead skin pores build up deposits of sebum, the oil our skin naturally produces. Over time these deposits collect particles of dirt creating blackheads and unhealthy looking skin. Regular exfoliation with a well balanced and complete face scrub like Rock & Roll Scrub will remove this build up of unwanted material, cleaning out dirty pores and revealing the fresh layers of good skin underneath.

    Infused with a unique natural fragrance that we call 'Smoke and Wood', Rock & Roll Scrub is engineered with safe, efficient science combined with natural ingredients to be your own personal 'Mr WOLFE' for the face.

    Things to Know

    1/ Bespoke 100% natural fragrance we call ‘smoke and wood’, because it reminds us of a great weekend. It also reflects the earthy herbal nature of this ingredient.

    2/ Volcanic Ash is created when solid rock shatters and magma separates into minute particles during volcanic activity. A little like diamonds, this stuff is created under pressure. As a result this amazing organic matter is the star ingredient for a hard working face scrub. It acts as a natural abrasive and combines perfectly with natural clays for deep exfoliation.

    3/ Two types of Clay – Green Clay and Kaolin rich in nutrients to draw out impurities. These two clays work in combination to rid the skin of unwanted oil and grime by drawing excess oil to the surface so that the Volcanic Ash can slough it away.

    Your Ritual

    We say rock & roll face scrub is good twice a week; once for business and once for pleasure. We recommend Monday’s and Fridays to start and end the week feeling fresh. Lather on hand then rub into the face and pores for a deep rigorous cleanse.

    Ingredients

    Aqua (Water), Kaolin (Clay), Olive Green Clay, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Volcanic Ash, Betaine, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Parfum (Cedarwood, Patchouli, Pine, Eucalyptus, Pepper, Peru, Bergamot, Lavender, Sandalwood & Jasmine), Magnesium Aluminum Silicate, Benzyl Alcohol, Salicylic Acid, Glycerine, Sorbic Acid, CI 77499 (Black Oxide), †d-Limonene, †Linalool. (†Component of Natural Fragrance)

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    Triumph & Disaster Logic Toner (250ml)
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    A Witch Hazel Toning Lotion by Triumph & Disaster. This natural, alcohol-free toner is your ticket to the show. As the name suggests, ‘Logic’ is all about simplicity, accuracy and clarity, values espoused in the pursuit of an honest, natural, effective solution to toning and treating skin. By cleaning out the last remnants of each day’s oily residue and unwanted build up, ‘Logic’ works hard to clear pores and leave skin clean and taut. Engineered with a bespoke blend of proven actives this natural formulation balances, clears and tones without stripping or dehydrating sensitive skin, providing much needed ceremony to a daily routine.

    Things to Know

    1/ Water based and Alcohol Free (No Denatured Alcohol) – this means it is gentle on your skin and will not strip or dehydrate sensitive skin.

    2/ An Everyday Balancing/Cleansing/Hydrating Toner – meaning ‘Logic’ works to balance, regulate and even out skin tone and appearance with a bespoke combination of known natural cleansing and toning agents.

    3/ Natural acne treatment ingredients – well known natural alternatives to chemical washes Witch Hazel, and Tasmanian Pepper work topically on the skins surface to treat and protect against acne.

    4/ Reduces pores creating a smooth appearance – with regular, daily use by cleaning out excess oil and unwanted build up ‘Logic’ will work to reduce pore size creating a smooth even skin tone.

    5/ Soothes and treats the skin – this formulation has been developed with proven natural ingredients such as Mamaku extract and Tasmanian Pepper for their natural soothing and calming qualities that leave skin feeling toned and calm.

    Your Ritual

    Day: Use a splash of Logic Toner on your hands or on a cotton pad after cleansing with Ritual Cleanser. If you're shaving - make sure to use Logic Toner afterwards. Follow with Gameface Moisturiser.

    Night: There's nothing wrong with finishing of the day with Logic! If you've cleansed - apply a dash of Logic Toner before applying Dark Moon Hydrating Cream. We suggesting allowing Logic to really penetrate the skin before applying Dark Moon.

    Ingredients

    Aqua (Water), Hamamelis Virginiana (Witch Hazel) Extract, Lavandula Angustifolia (Lavender), Caprylyl/Capryl Glucoside, Gluconolactone, Sodium Benzoate, Cyathea Medullaris (Mamaku) Extract,Benzyl Alcohol, Salicylic Acid, Glycerine, Sorbic Acid, Cyathea Cumingii (Fern) Leaf Extract, Tasmannia Lanceolata Fruit Extract, Avena Sativa (Oat) Kernel Extract, Epilobium Fleischeri (Alpine Willowherb) Extract, Chamomilla Recutita (Chamomile) Extract.

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    Triumph & Disaster Conditioner (500ml)
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    Yin to your Yang, this Cucumber & Mint fragranced conditioner is the other half of the story, the part where the tanned hero swings down from the trees to save the day.

    Silicone free, rich in Keratin, Argan oil and fortified with the natural benefits of the Colza plant, this hydrating and calming conditioner is engineered to repair, detangle and destress modern hair, whilst delivering natural volume & shine. Like a vision from the future; green science, rich in logic and loyal to the end.

    Triumph and Disaster 100% Natural, detangling conditioner delivers a lightweight nourishing formula that restores natural shine and hydrates hair without unnecessary chemicals and silicones. Proving nature knows best, it always has and always will.

    Things to Know

    1/ Natural hydrating conditioner – a non oil formulation that will not overload the scalp with unnecessary oils and unwanted build up.

    2/ Gentle detangling conditioner, the Colza plant is a natural replacement for silicone based conditioners, it naturally detangles hair leaving it feeling silky and clean.

    3/ Tazman Pepper, treats, calms, nourishes & revitalises the scalp. Working in combination with Argan oil and Sunflower seed Tazman Pepper is all kinds of wunderbar.

    4/ SLS & SLES free, No Silicones, No Parabens – that’s right its natural and free of the traditional bad guys. You’re welcome.

    5/ Our bespoke Cucumber and Mint fragrance is both natural and fresh, like a mint julep on Sunday afternoon.

    Your Ritual

    After using Shampoo, apply to wet hair focussing on lengths and tips. Rinse. Walk tall, run strong. Suitable for all hair types.

    Ingredients

    Aqua (Water), Behentrimonium Methosulphate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Cetyl Alcohol, Glycerine, Dehydroacetic Acid, Benzyl Alcohol, Tasmannia Lanceolata Fruit (Tazmen Pepper) Extract, Guar Hydroxypropyltrimonium Chloride, Hydrolysed Keratin, Parfum (Natural Fragrance), Argania Spinosa (Argan) Oil, Phospholipids & Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil, † Amyl Cinnamal, †Hydroxycitronellal, † d-Limonene, † Benzyl Salicylate. (†Component of Natural Fragrance)

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    Triumph & Disaster Shampoo (500ml)
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    Soft notes of Mint mix with Acacia Concinna, Desert Date & Tazman Pepper to deliver a balanced, nourishing shampoo. Sulphate and Silicone free, Triumph & Disaster Shampoo is enriched with Hydrolysed Keratin & Argan oil that will leave hair and scalp cleansed, moisturised and becalmed. Like a girl called Tigerlily dancing under soft light, twirling in the corner.

    Triumph & Disasters Acacia and Gypsophila shampoo is a deep cleansing, gentle foaming, 100% naturally derived shampoo. The formula is enhanced with fresh peppermint notes while tazman pepper actively treats the scalp, the keratin rich formula ensures volume and structure are kept in balance and damaged hair the chance to recover and rebuild. Sulphate free to avoid pore blockage and brittle hair, Triumph & Disaster Shampoo utilises gentle plant based cleansers to remove build up of excess oils and residual hair products, making for a genuine hair & scalp treatment that has been cunningly disguised as a humble shampoo.

    Triumph & Disaster is proving that the future is truly now, a green healthy future that focuses on the right things for you and the planet and in the process delivers killer performance to your hair and scalp.

    Things to Know

    1/ Natural ingredients ensures no unnecessary synthetic chemicals on our skin and hair follicles, or reacting with the sensitive surface of the scalp. No SLS & SLES, No Silicones, No Parabens.

    2/ Tazman Pepper – calms and treats sensitive and irritable scalp. Used for centuries by the indigenous people of Tasmania for all manner of ailments, this versatile ingredient is a fantastic tonic for scalp health.

    3/ Argan oil provides tensile strength and flexibility to dehydrated and stressed out hair, providing much needed support for today’s hair with its natural nourishing qualities.

    Your Ritual

    Apply to wet hair and scalp, rinse & repeat. Follow with Conditioner. Walk tall, run strong. Suitable for all hair types.

    Ingredients

    Aqua (water), Cocamidopropyl Hydroxysultaine, Sodium Laurylglucosides, Hydroxypropylsufonate, Sodium Lauroyl Sarcosinate, Sodium Lauroyl Methyl Isethionate, Gluconolactone, Sodium Benzonate, Mentha Piperita (peppermint) Oil, Sodium Cocoyl Apple Amino Acid, Acacia Cocinna Fruit Extract, Balanites Aegyptiaca (desert date) Fruit Extract, Gysophilia Paniculata Root Extract, Potassium Sorbate, Guar Hydroxypropyltrimonium Chloride, Hydolysed Keratin, Glycerine, Tasmannia Lanceolata Fruit (tazman pepper) Extract, Argania Spinosa (argan) Oil, Copper Chlorophyllin.

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    Triumph & Disaster YLF Body Wash (500ml)
    Regular price £28.00
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    Despite our best efforts we are forced to acknowledge that in today’s world time is scarce and speed often the order of the moment, so we get what we have right here, which is YLF.

    Built the way we want it, which is the way you will have it - rich in Argan oil, Green tea, Vitamin E and Kawakawa extract. YLF is a genuine ‘head, shoulders, knees and toes', that delivers a pleasant, slightly medicinal, Sandalwood and Neroli infused hit on the nose. It is a wash for those with too little time and too much to get done.

    Things you Need to Know

    When we designed YLF we asked ourselves what should the perfect wash actually do, the answer, four things;

    1/ The perfect all-rounder – YLF is T&D’s head, shoulders, knees and toes. Meaning it can do it all, wash the body, clean the hair and even lather for a shave.

    2/ Hydrate the skin; we utilise the smoothing and hydrating effects of Argan oil and plant-based surfactants.

    3/ It should smell great – but not be too strong or overpowering, because you are in the shower, not a car wash. The sweet combination of Neroli and Sandalwood delivers on this herbal, woody promise.

    4/ It should be nutrient-rich – nothing ensures this more than the combination of Argan oil, Kawakawa and Green tea leaf extract.

    YLF actively protects the skin’s natural lipid balance and avoids stripping the skin of its moisture and nutrients, it is free of denatured alcohol and concentrated menthols - Triumph & Disaster does not use these ingredients ever.

    Your Ritual

    A genuine 'head, shoulders, knees and toes', meaning it can do it all, wash the body, clean the hair and even lather for a shave.

    Ingredients

    Aqua (Water), Cocamidopropyl Hydroxysultaine, Sodium Laurylglucosides Hydroxypropylsulfonate, Sodium Lauroyl Sarcosinate, Sodium Lauroyl Methyl Isethionate, Glycerine, Gluconolactone, Sodium Benzoate, Caprylyl/Capryl Glucoside, Parfum (Cedarwood, Patchouli, Sandalwood, Lavender, Neroli, Petitgrain, Rose, Ylang Ylang), Potassium Sorbate, Camellia Sinensis (Green Tea) Leaf Extract, Guar Hydroxypropyltrimonium Chloride, Argania Spinosa (Argan) Kernel Oil, Macropiper Excelsum (Kawakawa) Leaf Extract, †Geraniol. (†Component of Natural Fragrance).

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    Triumph & Disaster No Dice Sunscreen (100ml)
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    The saying 'NO DICE' always seemed like a great attitude to bring to a fight, and when it comes to the sun and what it can do to the unprepared, it is a dangerous game we play, so we say no way to UVA, UVB and harmful rays, instead use NO DICE SPF 50 for your face everyday.

    No Dice sunscreen is 87% natural, utilises natural actives and is free of denatured alcohol – and that’s a really good thing. We use safe synthetic science to enhance the brilliant protection provided by the proven natural minerals zinc and titanium.

    No Dice is TRULY Non Whitening – ultra safe sun protection without turning you into Marcel Marceau. Perfect for serious occasions when looking funny is not ok.

    It's non Greasy – so no more shiny nostrils, dripping brows or stained necklines. No Dice goes on dry and absorbs quickly avoiding the greasy feeling left by many sunscreens. No Dice has been engineered for those occasions when you are in the sun, but don’t wish to smell like a pineapple or look like a clown and delivers ultra premium, natural protection in a demure manner that won’t ruin your clothes or let you down when you need to look your best but cannot avoid the sun.

    Things to Know

    1/ This Sunscreen is 87% natural – and that’s a really good thing. We use safe synthetic science to enhance the brilliant protection provided by the proven natural mineral Zinc Oxide and Titanium Dioxide.

    2/ (Actual) non whitening – safe sun protection without turning you into Marcel Marceau. Perfect for serious occasions when looking funny is not OK.

    3/ Non greasy – no more greasy nostrils, dripping brows or stained necklines. No Dice goes on dry and absorbs quickly avoiding the greasy feeling left by many sunscreens.

    4/ We can proudly say No Dice complies to global SPF & Broad Spectrum testing standards: AS/NZS 2604:2012 ISO 24444:2010 | ISO 24443 | FDA (2011) Cert

    Your Ritual

    Before heading out into the sun, apply liberally to areas exposed to sunlight, especially around the neck and face. Reapply every two hours or immediately after swimming.

    Ingredients

    Aqua (Water), Propylene Glycol, Ethylhexyl Methoxycrylene, Zinc Oxide & Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride & Polyhydroxystearic Acid & Isostearic Acid, Cetearyl Alcohol & PEG-20 Stearate, Polysorbate 60, Stearic Acid, Betaine, Camellia Sinensis (Green Tea) Extract, Glycerine, Cetyl Alcohol, Titanium Dioxide, Cyclotetrasiloxane & Cyclopentasiloxane, Dimethicone, Benzyl Alcohol, Salicylic Acid, Caprylyl Glycol, Sorbic Acid, Hydrolyzed Jojoba Esters, Panthenol (Pro-Vitamin B5), Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E), Natural Fragrance, Triethanolamine, Carbomer.

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    Triumph & Disaster Do One Two
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    Did somebody say 'knock out gift'? Ding Ding Ding!

    Introducing Do One Two, the boxed combination of a T&D Face Cleanser and Rock & Roll Face Scrub to fight dirty pores and dead cells without ever drying your skin out.

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    Triumph & Disaster Gameface Moisturiser (90ml Tube)
    Regular price £39.00
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    Gameface moisturiser is a tool to serve and protect you against the elements. Specifically engineered to be light on the skin and easily absorbed, Gameface is a unique formulation of Jojoba extract, Horopito oil, Ponga fern (Cumingii) and Vitamin E, combined with a subtle infusion of essential oils to deliver a fragrance we call 'smoke and wood'. The result is a nutrient rich, hydrating cream that will leave skin feeling toned, supple and fresh.

    A great moisturiser should add elasticity and toning; it should deliver active ingredients that work with the skins composition assisting it to stay in balance and uplifted. It should have active properties that can treat and protect the surface of the skin, addressing any surface inflammation or abrasions. And of course it should work to hydrate the skin, locking in the good oil to keep skin enriched and healthy.

    Ladies & Gentlemen we present to you ‘Gameface’.

    Our Gameface Moisturiser is available in two sizes, the 100ml jar or the smaller, 90ml tube.

    Things to Know

    1/ Light and non-greasy. Engineered to hydrate and rejuvenate skin, it is specifically designed to be non oily and easily absorbed.

    2/ Gameface is a natural formulation that utilises clinically proven green science to deliver lift, tightening and protection against the elements.

    3/ Unique indigenous New Zealand ingredients – Ponga fern and Horopito leaf – both deliver antioxidant and healing properties.

    Your Rituals

    Day: After cleansing & toning, apply to the face and neck daily. Reapply after exercise or showers.

    Night: We recommend Dark Moon Hydrating Cream daily in the evenings.

    Ingredients

    Aqua (Water), Coco-Caprylate, Glycerine, Cetearyl Olivate (Olive Oil Extract), Sorbitan Olivate, Jojoba Esters, Cyathea Cumingii (Fern) Leaf Extract, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Tapioca Starch, Cetearyl Alcohol, Myristal Myristate, Benzyl Alcohol, Salicylic Acid, Sorbic Acid, Carbomer, Parfum (Patchouli, Cedar, Geranium, Jasmine, Lavender & Sandalwood), Sodium Phytate, Lecithin, Pseudowintera Colorata (Horopito) Leaf Extract, Panthenol (Pro Vitamin B5), †d-Limonene, †Linalool, †Citronellol, †Cinnamyl Alcohol, †Eugenol, †Geraniol, †Benzyl Benzoate. (†Component of Natural Fragrance)

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    Triumph & Disaster Gameface Moisturiser (100ml Jar)
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    Gameface moisturiser is a tool to serve and protect you against the elements. Specifically engineered to be light on the skin and easily absorbed, Gameface is a unique formulation of Jojoba extract, Horopito oil, Ponga fern (Cumingii) and Vitamin E, combined with a subtle infusion of essential oils to deliver a fragrance we call 'smoke and wood'. The result is a nutrient rich, hydrating cream that will leave skin feeling toned, supple and fresh.

    A great moisturiser should add elasticity and toning; it should deliver active ingredients that work with the skins composition assisting it to stay in balance and uplifted. It should have active properties that can treat and protect the surface of the skin, addressing any surface inflammation or abrasions. And of course it should work to hydrate the skin, locking in the good oil to keep skin enriched and healthy.

    Ladies & Gentlemen we present to you ‘Gameface’.

    Our Gameface Moisturiser is available in two sizes, the 100ml jar or the smaller, 90ml tube.

    Things you Need to Know

    1/ Light and non-greasy. Engineered to hydrate and rejuvenate skin, it is specifically designed to be non oily and easily absorbed.

    2/ Gameface is a natural formulation that utilises clinically proven green science to deliver lift, tightening and protection against the elements.

    3/ Unique indigenous New Zealand ingredients – Ponga fern and Horopito leaf – both deliver antioxidant and healing properties.

    Your Rituals

    Day: After cleansing & toning, apply to the face and neck daily. Reapply after exercise or showers.

    Night: We recommend Dark Moon Hydrating Cream daily in the evenings.

    Ingredients

    Aqua (Water), Coco-Caprylate, Glycerine, Cetearyl Olivate (Olive Oil Extract), Sorbitan Olivate, Jojoba Esters, Cyathea Cumingii (Fern) Leaf Extract, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Tapioca Starch, Cetearyl Alcohol, Myristal Myristate, Benzyl Alcohol, Salicylic Acid, Sorbic Acid, Carbomer, Parfum (Patchouli, Cedar, Geranium, Jasmine, Lavender & Sandalwood), Sodium Phytate, Lecithin, Pseudowintera Colorata (Horopito) Leaf Extract, Panthenol (Pro Vitamin B5), †d-Limonene, †Linalool, †Citronellol, †Cinnamyl Alcohol, †Eugenol, †Geraniol, †Benzyl Benzoate. (†Component of Natural Fragrance)

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    Triumph & Disaster Blue Train
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    Hair products are like Jazz notes, some just are meant to work together. The T&D ‘Blue Train’ set is a combination of T&D’s all natural gypsophila and desert date shampoo combined with Coltrane hair clay, delivering a solo full of modal mastery and improvisation (it will clean your hair and style it also).

    The benefits of using products in combination are profound, delivering something like a secret multiplier effect, whereby the sum of the whole is greater than the constituent parts.

    For the record ‘Blue Train’ is;

    Shampoo – Soft notes of Mint mix with Acacia Concinna, Desert Date & Tazman Pepper to deliver a balanced, Sulphate and Silicone free, Shampoo. Enriched with Hydrolysed Keratin & Argan oil to leave hair and scalp cleansed, moisturised and becalmed.

    Coltrane Styling Clay– White Clay and Beeswax mixed with Pracaxi oil and a splash of Brazil wax this medium hold clay is designed to create the perfect hold.

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    Triumph & Disaster Dark Moon Hydrating Cream (50ml)
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    The dark moon is invisible to Earth, silent and hidden in shadow, a deep breath taken before each lunar cycle. ‘Dark Moon’ by Triumph & Disaster represents this concept of reflection and recovery and is designed to work with our body’s natural rhythm. A scientifically engineered hydrating cream, Dark Moon utilises Vitamin C, Olive and Horopito to facilitate healthy, vibrant skin; working silently and naturally in the deep hours before dawn.

    Things to Know

    1/ Engineered to enhance collagen production using multiple sources rich in Vitamin C such as Kakadu plum, Swamp maple, and Rosemary. Vitamin C is for Collagen.

    2/ Hydration for regeneration. Best used as a night cream, this is a light hydrating phenomenon. Feels effortless on the skin whilst delivering outstanding hydration.

    3/ Perfect aid for overnight rejuvenation rich in Swamp Maple and its proven pro-collagen and pro-elastin qualities. Clinical trials show the long-term efficacy of this polyphenolic extract, a wonder ingredient that promotes healthy collagen production.

    4/ Go easy, don’t overload. We believe heavy, thick night creams are counter-productive to the regenerative process. Our role is to facilitate repair not hinder it by overloading the system with synthetic obstacles that then need to be flushed.

    5/ Clinically proven - We have investigated and adopted the very latest science combined with our knowledge and philosophy of skin to promote the healthiest skin we can. The science we use is clinically proven, the ingredients traceable and sustainable, the ethos pure and green.

    Your Rituals

    Day: We recommend using Gameface moisturiser during the day.

    Night: After cleansing & toning, apply to the face daily for targeting hydration and recovery.

    Ingredients

    Aqua (Water), Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Squalane, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Glyceryl Citrate/Lactate/Linoleate/Oleate,Glycerin, Sodium Acrylates Copolymer, Terminalia Ferdinandiana (Kakadu Plum) Fruit Extract, Saccharide Isomerate, Acer Rubrum (Swamp Maple) Bark Extract, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Pseudowintera Colorata (Horopito) Leaf Extract, Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Extract, Lecithin, Parfum: †Geraniol, †Citronellol, †Oak Moss, †Butylphenyl Methylpropional, †Linalool, †Alpha-Isomethyl Ionone. (†Fragrance Component)

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    Triumph & Disaster On The Road - Travel Kit 2.0
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    On the Road 2.0 is a new and improved version, out with the plastic, in with the recyclable aluminium. We have added a charcoal soap, an organic cotton face cloth and it now comes in a handy reusable canvas bag, so you can continue t