Triumph & Disaster: Bespoke Modern Grooming

Brand Philosophy

Triumph & Disaster brings together nature and science to elevate grooming into something more meaningful. With key natural ingredients like Horopito oil and Ponga fern from New Zealand, along with Australian clay, Jojoba from Mexico, and Tamanu oil from Polynesia, each product delivers high-performance results while staying true to sustainable values.

Taking a bold, honest approach—built around transparency, sustainability, and quality, Triumph & Disaster is where authenticity meets style.

Rock n Roll Face Scrub

The Story

Founder Dion Nash, a former professional cricketer from New Zealand, created Triumph & Disaster after years of exposure to the elements—and a rediscovery of a childhood gift: the poem ‘If’ by Rudyard Kipling. It became the philosophical backbone of the brand, guiding its ethos of humility, preparation, and daily care.

“If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster, and treat those two impostors just the same…”

Built for resilience, backed by science, and inspired by nature—Triumph & Disaster is a modern grooming brand rooted in something timeless.

Dion Nash

Pictured: Triumph & Disaster Founder, Dion Nash

Define. Refine. Ritual.

Whether customers are looking for cleaner ingredients or a grooming routine that actually feels good, Triumph & Disaster offers a compelling alternative. It hits the sweet spot between performance and natural care—without being overly clinical or complicated.

Bespoke woody scents, clean formulas, and unisex appeal make this brand a standout. It's a top choice for customers upgrading from generic grooming—and looking for something with more soul.

Core Collection & Bestsellers

Hair:

Pictured: Bestselling Hair Styling Pucks (in mini 25g size)

Face:

Body:

Why UK Retailers Love Triumph & Disaster

Sales Soundbites:

  • “A stylish, sustainable alternative to mainstream grooming.”
  • “Natural skincare that actually performs.”
  • “Modern apothecary meets authentic Polynesian ingredients.”

Retailer-Friendly Highlights:

  • Ideal for premium independents, barbers, men’s lifestyle stores and concept retailers
  • Strong visual merchandising appeal – monochrome, minimal and giftable
  • Bestsellers support high repeat custom due to performance & fragrance
  • Works well in curated grooming edits and gifting sections

Gameface Moisturiser

Top Tip:

Position near gifting or grooming kits—its design and scent pull customers in instantly. Shop the T&D Core Collection here. 

Triumph & Disaster

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A young, vibrant, sustainable brand